Shoot... at the Head or Heart

Whenever I want to shoot someone, especially the stupid people I like bashing, I always think it is best to shoot them in the head or the heart. That way, they're dead. Wait a minute... the head and the heart... that's pretty symbolic too.

The head and the heart both symbolize two of the motivational aspects of man: the mind and the emotions. It is from these that a man's intentions and sources of action come from. A man with a healthy life has a healthy heart and head. When either of these go down or are underdeveloped, this contributes to his downfall.

Filipino Bashing 2

People get word that big prizes await then at the anniversary of a certain game show (a lousy game show). What happens when they get to the place? They trample and kill people in a stampede.

The boss will ask you to print something, but there's no ink. Sometimes give you impossible goals that you can't realistically do, no matter how good you're at. Seal a deal in one day, it's possible if you want it to happen.

When people check their balance at the ATM, they print a receipt, then just look at it and throw it in the trash. Paper wasted.

You call customer service to ask if a certain company's telephone lines are available in your area. They say yes, they ARE available. I apply for one. Then the CS Rep says, 'Sorry sir, land lines will be available next year.' But didn't she say they ARE available?

Sometimes I can't help but think that the Filipino is a stupid creature. Sorry Lord.

I've heard someone say that it's not selfishness, but stupidity, that is the root cause of evil. Well, I disagree that stupidity is the root cause of evil... but it sure can come in at second place.